Fantastic Four

Q: Will the movie suck?

A: Yes.

Q: Will it bomb?

A: Prolly not, it might just break even.

Q: Issit becuz that the superhero team is not as iconic as the X-Men?

A: Hell, yeah...

Q: Issit becuz the special effects will definitely not match up to Spiderman?

A: Righto.

Q: Issit becuz the story is not as interesting as Batman Begins?

A: Ditto.

Q: Will you still watch it

A: Fuck yeah... Becuz of 3 words: Jessica fucken Alba.

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